On the Internet, when something is free, we———our DNA———become the product. Beam us up, Scotty!
If, for example, you’re genetically prone to male pattern baldness, Miinome’s algorithm might be able to infer that environmental factors like stress or smoking could be contributing or accelerating your hair loss from your social media posts. If you choose to broadcast all of that information to Miinome’s business partners, they could show you very targeted ads for Propecia or nicotine patches, meditation, yoga or spa services.
In the new Power rangers game, you punch the air and/or your friends.
Yup, there will be GIFs of this Bleep Bloop.
I miss Tommy.
i’ve been thinking a lot about john goodman lately